I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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