i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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