Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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