ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
