Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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