So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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