You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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