she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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