you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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