Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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