Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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