is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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