How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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