ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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