just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm at about main and main street
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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