YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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