took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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