I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Randomize
