Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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