I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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