Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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