He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
