I'm really into asian looking animals
the condom got lost in my hair
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
