just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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