Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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