Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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