party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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