Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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