they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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