i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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