Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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