SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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