I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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