I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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