Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
