You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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