I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the day after is always just damage control
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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