well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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