I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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