Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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