Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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