You're so nebulous sometimes
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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