I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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