it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
His nipple licking is glorious
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