Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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