is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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