:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Text me some of your sweat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
