Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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