Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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