So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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