ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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