We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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